Ahem.

[Oh look, it's everyone's favorite nagging troll, Kanaya, clearing her throat and peering at the berry. Apparently she's not dead, despite her long absence. Her voice is rather quiet today, she might even seem... nervous.]I assume you've all carried on admirably during yet another absence on my part. If someone could relay a summary of ( Read more... )

[Hey, whoever was looking for Miss Fussyfangs, here she suddenly appears on video. While the dark smudges under her eyes are worse than usual, she doesn't sound res-sick. For once, she's fairly composed after a long disappearance.]I seem to have risen from a state of necessitated somnolence. Comas are as unrestful as previously promised. Why, I ( Read more... )

[Music music music. Oh god, music. Kanaya's been resisting that music as hard as possible. Sometimes it fades when she gets near others, and she gets a brief respite; that's all that's sustained her thus far-- that, and a few conversations with her friends. If only she wasn't carrying the secrets of a lot of those friends, she might have given ( Read more... )

( warning for troll/kid text beneath the cut, good kan is back )

[Kanaya's been up to her usual tricks: first she found a fashionable outfit, then a suitable residence for herself, then she gathered food and supplies. The important duties accomplished, she wasn't sure what else to do, so she began experimenting with preparing human food. It's not too different from what she's used to, and cooking gives her ( Read more... )

[Someone's all dressed up today! Apparently Kanaya has finally completed the trifecta of fabric, needle-and-thread, and scissors. Now her wardrobe can only expand exponentially based on her boredom and materials. She even has green lipstick on. Is she taking it a little hard that someone recently didn't know she was a girl? Noooooo... what ( Read more... )

[What would you do immediately if you had just woken from the dead? Probably not roll over and grope around for the nearest communication method and send out a video, still lying in bed.]

Nghh... [She winces, sore all over, but grits her teeth and ignores it. For now.]What's occurred during my unfortunate absence? Is everyone in acceptable ( Read more... )

Trolls. [coolly looking into the video screen, her tone flat and no-nonsense]I will be the first to admit my irresponsibility. I did not take this place as seriously as I should have, and when the time came, did not discourage anyone from departing the group we had gathered. It was a mistake ( Read more... )

[The video feed flicks on to show a young troll girl sitting on the edge of her bed, her hands full of linens she has stripped off that selfsame bed. She's mostly still, a faint crease between her eyebrows the only sign of any distress about her new situation. When she glances up at the feed her eyes are distant; her mind is clearly on something ( Read more... )